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(TWITCHES NOSE)

2
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Bye-bye.

3
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Bye-bye, sweetheart.
Bye-bye.

4
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Be a good girl.

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(SIGHS)

6
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Other kids leave their toys
lying around. In my house,
they’re flying around.

7
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Sam!

8
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Sam!
Yes?

9
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Sam, you’ve gotta do something
about Tabatha flying her toys
around the house.

10
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Oh, I’m sorry, sweetheart.

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Every time I catch her,
I tell her, "no."

12
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But it’s awfully hard to break
a child of doing something
that comes naturally.

13
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Honey, it’s not me
I’m worried about,
but what about my parents?

14
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What about my mother?
Oh.

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What if Tabatha twitches
her nose and Peter Rabbit
here flies into her lap?

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That’s liable to be
a little hard to explain.

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To say the very least.

18
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Look, from the time my parents
get here until the time
they leave,

19
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I hereby give you permission
to fight witchcraft
with witchcraft.

20
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Well! I think I better
get that in writing.

21
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I mean it, honey.
It’s the only way.

22
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Okay. But remember,
it was your idea.

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(TWITCHES NOSE)

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Sam, I said after
my folks get here.

25
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Sorry, sweetheart.
I was just practicing.

26
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Oh, I’d better hurry.

27
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I’ll try to get home early
to help out.
Okay.

28
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Good luck, sweetheart.
Bye, Tabatha!

29
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Daddy.

30
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Sam? Sam!

31
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I thought you just left.

32
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So did I. So what am I doing
here when I was just standing
on the front porch?

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I don’t know.
I certainly didn’t do it.

34
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Daddy.

35
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Endora.
Oh, Tabatha, no.

36
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You mustn’t do that.
Tabatha?

37
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How could she?

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I, I’m afraid it’s wish craft.

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Wish craft?
Uh-huh.

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W-i-s-h craft.
She’s going through
a new stage.

41
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Whenever she wishes for
someone she really loves to

42
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be with her,
they automatically are.

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Wish craft.
Mmm.

44
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Darling, I know it’s going
to be difficult.

45
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You really ought to be kind of
proud of her though.

46
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Most children don’t go through
this stage until much later.

47
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Well, I must say she’s got
a great sense of timing.

48
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Just when my folks
are coming!

49
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Oh!

50
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Sam, it’s tough enough
having a baby daughter
who’s a witch...

51
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Shh!

52
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You sneak out.
I’ll try and distract her.

53
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(WHISPERS) Does she
have to be a

54
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precocious witch in
the bargain?

55
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Darrin!
Go out the door.

56
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Where’s your bunny rabbit,
sweetheart?

57
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Yes, there it is.
There’s your...
Rabbit.

58
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There’s your bunny rabbit.

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Rabbit.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

61
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All right now, Tabatha.
During the time that

62
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Grandma and Grandpa Stephens
are visiting,

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No more of that, huh?
Okay.

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Okay. That is
definitely a no-no.

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Oh, no!
Oh, Tabatha!

66
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You can’t have started
that already!

67
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And how’s my little
darling today?

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(SIGHS) Mother, it was you!
Oh, now, don’t
lecture me, Samantha.

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I’m merely exercising
my right to see my own
little granddaughter.

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Well, I’m not angry.
As a matter of fact,
I’m delighted to see you.

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You are?
How refreshing!

72
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Could you stay for a while?

73
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I may need your help. Darrin’s
parents are in town, and

74
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they’re coming over
this afternoon.

75
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Oh, my poor Samantha.

76
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Having to put up with Darwin
is bad enough,
but his parents!

77
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Mother, please?
If I ever needed another witch
in the house, it’s today.

78
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Of course, dear.

79
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Besides, Mr. Stephens
isn’t half-bad.

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Mother, you will be nice
to Mrs. Stephens?

81
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She’s sort of sensitive.

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(SCOFFS)

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Will you please? Hmm?

84
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Well, all right.
I’ll stay.

85
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(DOORBELL RINGS)

86
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Stephens!
(EXCLAIMING)

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Hi.

88
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How nice to see you.

89
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How’s my favorite
daughter-in-law?

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SAM: Oh, just fine.
Oh, Samantha, dear.

91
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You look a little pale.
Are you feeling all right?

92
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Oh, yeah.
Nonsense, Phyllis.
She looks terrific.

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Thank you.
You remember my mother.
Oh, certainly.

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Mrs. Stephens.
Do you live here now?

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Live here?
Whatever gave you that idea?

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Well, it’s, uh...
It’s just that the last time
we were here, you were here.

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Yes.

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And, uh, well,
here you are again.

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It seems that every time we
visit Darrin and Samantha,
you’re here.

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Mm-hmm.
It’s quite a coincidence.

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It’s a wonderful coincidence.
Oh, Mr. Stephens!

102
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How well you look.
It’s been a long time,
hasn’t it?

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Mmm.

104
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You’re looking
as handsome as ever.

105
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Well! Why are we all
standing here?

106
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Let’s go in and have
some tea.

107
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Did you have lunch?

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On the plane.
It was very greasy.

109
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I, I made some of those
little sweet rolls
from the recipe you gave me.

110
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You really must taste one
and let me know how I’ve done.

111
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Shall we be comfortable,
Mr. Stephens?

112
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Yes.

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Your recipes have been
such a tremendous success.
Please sit down.

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Oh, Frank, I left my hanky
in my coat pocket.

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Would you get it for me?
Oh, sure.

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Where’s Tabatha?
I can’t wait to see
how she’s grown.

117
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Well, I just put her down
for her nap, but she should
be up shortly.

118
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I think you’ll be surprised
at the, uh, change in her.

119
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Here, dear.
Thank you.

120
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I get such a terrible
head cold whenever I fly.

121
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Oh, really?

122
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I never do.
Me neither.

123
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But Phyllis here, she could
write a book, A ches and Pains
For Every Occasion.

124
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I, I’ll get the tea.
Mother, will you help?

125
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Oh, certainly, darling.
I’d be glad to help, Samantha.

126
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Oh, no, no, Mrs. Stephens.

127
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You sit right down
and relax.

128
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You do look
a little peaked.

129
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Phyllis, you might make
a little effort to get along
with Samantha’s mother.

130
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What for, dear?
You seemed to be making effort
enough for both of us.

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(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Oh, I’ll get it, Samantha.

132
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(RINGING)

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Hello? Oh, Darrin!
It’s Mother.

134
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Oh, it’s wonderful to hear
your voice, too.

135
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Do you have a sore throat?

136
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No, Mother, I’m fine.
Really. How was your trip?

137
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Oh, it was all right.

138
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Samantha’s mother
greeted us at the door.

139
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Does she visit very often?
Phyllis!

140
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Endora? What’s she
doing there?

141
00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:06,112
I’m sure I don’t know, dear.

142
00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:10,283
But is does seem strange that
every time we come to visit,
she’s here, too.

143
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:15,722
You know, in-laws can cause
such a terrible problem
if, if they intrude too much.

144
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,057
Uh, let me talk to Sam,
Mother.

145
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All right, dear.
It’s Darrin, Samantha.

146
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Oh, thank you.

147
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Say hello to him
for me, will you?

148
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Sure. Hi, sweetheart.
Your father says, "hello."

149
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Sam, what’s your mother
doing there? Haven’t we got
enough problems without her?

150
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Oh, yes, yes.
They both look wonderful.

151
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Traveling obviously agrees
with them. By the way,

152
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Mother dropped in a little
while ago. Isn’t that nice?

153
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Sam, I want her
out of the house immediately.

154
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If there’s one thing we don’t
need today it’s another witch

155
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Oh, sweetheart,
that’s exactly
what we do need.

156
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I’m coming home right away,
and I want her out!

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Really?
Oh, that’s wonderful.

158
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,170
Then you’ll be able
to come home early.
They’re so anxious to see you.

159
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,874
Oh, yes. They’re both
standing right here.

160
00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:10,743
Uh, hang on a minute,
sweetheart.

161
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:13,413
Would you pour,
Mrs. Stephens?
I’ll be right there.

162
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:16,182
Of course, dear.
Come, Frank.

163
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Darrin! Mother is trying
to help, which is more than
I can say for you at...

164
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,895
Do you take cream
or lemon, dear?

165
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:31,264
Lemon, please,
Mrs. Stephens.

166
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:34,567
You were saying,
sweetheart?

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00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,670
I was saying I’m coming home,
and I want your mother
out of the house!

168
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I’ll wait till you’re off
the phone, dear, so your
tea won’t get cold.

169
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In the meantime,
I’m going upstairs
and take a look at Tabatha.

170
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Mother!
Yes, dear?

171
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,117
Mother, Mrs. Stephens
would like to take
a peek at Tabatha.

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00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,785
Would you show her
where the nursery is?

173
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I know where the nursery is.

174
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,289
I’ll go with you.

175
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In case she’s up, we wouldn’t
want her to be startled

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by an unfamiliar face.
Now, would we?

177
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,631
What’s going on?
What did I hear?

178
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,199
Has something
happened already?

179
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,335
Darrin, we’ll discuss it
when you get home.

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00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,304
Bye-bye, sweetheart.

181
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,175
When’s Darrin coming home?
He said...

182
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,577
It’s all right, Samantha.
You can tell me. I know

183
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,112
What these family
squabbles are.

184
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,248
What squabble?
Are you and Darrin
having a fight?

185
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:26,920
Why, no, I...
I suppose Dagwood was being
boorish and insensitive again.

186
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,656
His name is Darrin.
FRANK: Named after
his grandfather.

187
00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:35,161
And I resent you calling him
insensitive. I heard the tone
Samantha used on the phone.

188
00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:40,200
Now, really...
Knowing Durwood, I would say
she kept her temper admirably.

189
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:44,270
His name is Darvin!
I, I mean Darrin.

190
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:49,175
What’s the difference?
What dreadful thing
did he say to you, dear?

191
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,376
He didn’t say...

192
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,779
Whatever it was, I’m sure
it was perfectly justified.

193
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,847
Oh, now, Mrs. Stephens...
You ought to know.

194
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,583
You were eavesdropping
on the whole conversation.

195
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,451
Mother!

196
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:02,021
Since you and my son
obviously don’t get along,
wouldn’t it be a better idea

197
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,390
if you left his house
before he gets home?

198
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:08,962
I am not accustomed
to be told to leave
my own daughter’s house.

199
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:16,235
I’ll be right back, Frank.

200
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:26,312
I don’t think that
Sam and Darrin
were having a fight.

201
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,581
Oh, what do you know?

202
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,450
I tell you, they’re
in serious trouble,

203
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:33,720
and that woman
is at the heart of it.
(SCOFFS)

204
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,323
Oh, mother! You were
supposed to be a help!

205
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:40,193
Now look what’s happened,
even before Tabatha’s awake.

206
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,127
Oh, this is awful!

207
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:45,331
He made you cry.
That brute has made you cry!

208
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:49,035
It’s not Darrin!
And I’m not crying.

209
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,639
Maybe not on the outside,
but on the inside,
the tears are flowing.

210
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,973
Oh, Mother, I wish you’d...

211
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:57,443
Well, I can see that
my presence is no
longer required.

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00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,846
Good.

213
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:04,017
Make my daughter cry,
will you?

214
00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,720
For every tear
my daughter has shed,

215
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,790
may buckets of water
fall on your head.

216
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,268
(GROANING) Endora!

217
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:26,072
Mr. Stephens...

218
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,044
Mr. Stephens,
you’re being rained on.

219
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,780
Uh, uh, the, the roof
is, uh, leaking.

220
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:37,183
I can’t very well
work in an office
where the roof is leaking.

221
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,819
I think I’ll take the rest
of the afternoon off.

222
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,890
But it’s not raining outside.
It’s raining inside, on you.

223
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,492
Sudden cloudburst.

224
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,398
You probably just
didn’t notice it.

225
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:55,868
Don’t worry, though,
I already called
the roofing repair people.

226
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,970
They should be right over.

227
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,106
Well, good-bye.

228
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,616
Thank you.

229
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:16,022
So you see, Mrs. Stephens,
it’s all been
a misunderstanding.

230
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,391
There’s nothing wrong
between Darrin and me.

231
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,260
That’s what I told you.
You’ve just been imagining
things again.

232
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,430
I know what I heard, Frank.
It’s all right, Samantha.

233
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:28,568
You don’t have to cover up.
Married people have little
squabbles all the time.

234
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:29,902
I’ll say.

235
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,006
But there’s nothing
to cover up, Mrs. Stephens.

236
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:40,079
Darrin and I are as happy
as a couple of clams. And when
he comes in, you’ll see.

237
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,515
Well, if I imagined it,
so did your mother.

238
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,752
She was certainly
under the impression
you were having a fight.

239
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,454
By the way,
where is your mother?

240
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,623
Uh, she had an engagement.

241
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:55,762
But she told me to tell you
how very, very nice it was
to see you again.

242
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,031
Well, if you’ll excuse me,
I think I’ll make some
more tea.

243
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,173
Now, don’t you feel
a little foolish?

244
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,443
Not in the least.
I don’t believe
a word she said.

245
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,184
Darrin!

246
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,353
Darrin, you’re being
rained on.

247
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,358
Mother! Mother!

248
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:29,262
At your beck
and call, darling.
Shh!

249
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:33,299
Ooh! There he is.
Doesn’t he look
all fresh and dewy?

250
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,968
Just turn it off!

251
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,538
All right.

252
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:48,281
Mother, why?
He made you cry.

253
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,216
Oh, Mother!

254
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,724
Endora, this is absolutely
the last...

255
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,327
Time...

256
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:02,895
Daddy.

257
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:07,967
(GROANS) Yes, sweetheart.
This is Daddy.

258
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,770
What are you
trying to do?

259
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,372
I didn’t do a thing!

260
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,942
(GASPS) Tabatha!

261
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,644
He must be in the nursery.

262
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,047
PHYLLIS: Samantha,
is that Darrin?
Mother, quickly.

263
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,549
Toodle-oo.

264
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,652
Samantha, didn’t I just hear
Darrin’s voice?

265
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:30,356
Darrin? No.
He always uses the front door.

266
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,226
That’s funny.
I could have sworn...

267
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:37,396
That is Tabatha’s voice.
She must be up. I’ll go see.

268
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:44,270
That’s peculiar. I know
I heard Darrin’s voice,

269
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:47,440
but, I didn’t hear
Tabatha’s voice.

270
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:52,511
Oh, Darrin!
What’s going on?

271
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,348
Shh. Your mother and father
think you haven’t come in yet.

272
00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:00,386
Well, if you’re talking
about the way normal people
go in and out, I haven’t.

273
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,921
She also thinks
we’ve had a fight.

274
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,456
We have!

275
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,759
No, I mean a big fight.
Now, what you have to do
is go back outside

276
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,095
and make an entrance to show
your mother everything’s
all right.

277
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,597
I’m not sure that it is.
Is your mother gone?

278
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,698
Yes.

279
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,300
Darrin, please.

280
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,835
How can I go outside
and make an entrance

281
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:18,237
when my daughter won’t let me
go ten feet away from her?

282
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,406
Darrin, is that you?

283
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,776
Ohh! In the closet.
Quick.

284
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,217
Samantha, I’m sure
I just heard Darrin’s voice.
Isn’t he here?

285
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,654
Here? Oh, Mrs. Stephens,
you must be imagining it.

286
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:37,590
Samantha, ever since we
arrived, people have been

287
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,125
telling me I’ve been
imagining things.

288
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,127
Now, I know I heard
Darrin’s voice.

289
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,896
Tabatha, look who’s here.
Grandmother Stephens.

290
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,331
Well, what do you
think of her?

291
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:48,334
Oh, my, she has grown.

292
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:52,238
Do you remember me,
darling?
(DARRIN SNEEZES)

293
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,174
Daddy.
No, no!
You mustn’t do that.

294
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,177
What did the child do?

295
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,980
Well, uh, she didn’t
finish her nap.

296
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:04,250
You know how important it is
for children to get
their sleep.

297
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,486
She heard something
in that closet, and so did I.

298
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,960
I’m beginning to feel
like a yo-yo.

299
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,529
A soaking wet yo-yo.

300
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:27,139
I’ll be right down,
Mrs. Stephens.

301
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,575
Well...
I’ll be there.

302
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,515
Sam, this is ridiculous!

303
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,552
Shh. Oh, I know, sweetheart,
and I’m very sorry.

304
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,121
It’s been a nightmare ever
since your parents arrived.

305
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,191
Well, we’ll be out
of it soon, darling.
You just pop me outside,

306
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:49,328
and I’ll make an entrance
that’ll make Romeo and Juliet
look like cool acquaintances.

307
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:53,666
Ooh, you really are drenched.
Better let me zap you
into some dry clothes.

308
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:57,603
Never mind!
There’s been enough zapping
going on around here today.

309
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,039
I’ll change into something.
All right. But as soon
as you’re ready,

310
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,273
I’ll have to pop you outside.

311
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:04,010
No! Yeah,
I guess you better.

312
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,145
Okay, hurry up.

313
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,419
Must be like
kissing a minnow.

314
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:19,325
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Maybe that’s Darrin.

315
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,428
Well, does he usually
ring the bell
of his own door?

316
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,566
(WHISPERS) Oh, Mother,
go away.
I finished early, dear,

317
00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:30,603
So I thought I’d drop by
to see how things were going.

318
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:35,574
Oh! Oh, you’re
still here, I see.

319
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:36,976
Endora, I’m awfully glad
you could come back.

320
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,144
Thank you.

321
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,912
Yes, I’m glad
you came back too, Endora.

322
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,149
Because I have something
to say to Samantha
that I want you to hear.

323
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,117
By all means.

324
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,220
I wouldn’t miss this
for the world.

325
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,557
Frank and I think that
Samantha and Darrin are
having difficulties

326
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:54,593
because you’ve been
intruding too much
on their lives.

327
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:58,664
Oh? Do you think so
too, Frank?

328
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:02,068
(SCOFFS)
It doesn’t matter
what he thinks.

329
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,969
I’m speaking for Darrin.

330
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:08,507
That’s nice, because
he often has difficulty
speaking for himself.

331
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:10,810
PHYLLIS: You see,
that’s exactly what I mean.

332
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,612
You’re constantly
criticizing my son
to Samantha.

333
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:17,316
Durwood needs no criticism
from me.

334
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:21,454
What’s wrong with him
is for the whole world to see.

335
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:24,323
There is nothing wrong
with my son.

336
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:27,560
But if Samantha has allowed
you to influence her,

337
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,995
Then I would say
the trouble is with her.

338
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:35,134
Samantha, dear, this
discussion
is for your benefit.

339
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,269
I really think
you should pay attention.

340
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,574
Sam, where are...
There you are!

341
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:45,411
Oh, sweetheart!
I missed you!

342
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,180
DARRIN: You look gorgeous.
SAM: Thank you.

343
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,248
Is that a new dress?

344
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,050
No, no, I’ve had it
for months.

345
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,652
Well, you make it
look new! Mom, pop!

346
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,654
It’s good to see you!
Doesn’t she look terrific?

347
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,923
Great. You look fine
too, Darrin.

348
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,327
Thanks, pop. Mom, you look
younger every time I see you!

349
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,864
Endora, sweetheart!

350
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:08,234
It was so nice of you
to drop in while the folks
are here.

351
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,336
This has all the earmarks
of a put-up job.

352
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,938
You see, everything’s
just fine.

353
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,708
Your mother had some cockeyed
notion that things weren’t

354
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,777
going so well between
you and Sam.

355
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:22,281
(DARRIN CHUCKLES)
Darrin, are you sure?

356
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:25,451
I told you it was all
your imagination.

357
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,087
Mrs. Stephens, I have
an excellent idea.

358
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,091
Why don’t you go upstairs
and bring Tabatha down?
I think she’s napped enough.

359
00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,526
Uh, Sam...

360
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,961
Oh, I’d love to.

361
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,532
Mother, dear.

362
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:50,643
Imagining things.
They’re both trying to cover
up. I know what I saw.

363
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,745
Are you sure you know
what you’re doing?

364
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,814
She still doesn’t believe me.
I’m gonna have to
convince her

365
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:58,884
that you can’t always believe
what you think you see.

366
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,486
Oh.

367
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,788
Would you care to join me in
a little tactical witchcraft?

368
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,089
With pleasure.

369
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,695
Come to grandmother,
sweetie.

370
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,824
I’m having one of my
sick headaches.

371
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,428
There. That
ought to do it.

372
00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,596
Shall we join the gentlemen?

373
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:46,365
Oh, what a shame.
I was having such fun.

374
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,639
I’ll just take the tea
things out, and then
I’ll start dinner.

375
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:55,474
DARRIN: How about a drink,
pop?
FRANK: Good idea.

376
00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,142
DARRIN: Honey?
SAM: I’d love one.

377
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:58,644
None for me, dear.

378
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,980
Oh, Samantha, Darrin.

379
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,549
I want to apologize to you
both. You were right.

380
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,951
My imagination’s
been playing tricks on me.

381
00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:09,421
But I’m delighted it was me,
instead of a real battle
between you two.

382
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:12,258
Don’t give it another thought,
Mrs. Stephens.

383
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:16,395
She must be tired
after her long journey.
Poor dear.

384
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,430
Daddy.

385
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:21,300
It’s all right, honey!
Daddy’s right here.

386
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:25,371
Oh, she really loves
her daddy, doesn’t she?

387
00:23:25,371 --> 00:23:27,906
Oh, she certainly does.

388
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:39,251
Samantha, the dinner
was absolutely delicious.
You’re a marvelous cook.

389
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,821
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
I’m so glad you liked it.

390
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:45,924
Endora, I must compliment
you too. I’m sure you taught

391
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,793
Samantha most of what
she knows.

392
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:51,430
Well, I try, but she
doesn’t like my methods.

393
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,198
(LAUGHS) Oh, Mother!

394
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:55,701
PHYLLIS: Really. Now, isn’t
that way with children?

395
00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:57,936
But you and I must
swap recipes.

396
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,440
I have one for a perfectly
divine sponge cake.

397
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,179
Uh, Pop, your fork.
You dropped your fork.

398
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:10,949
Did you s-see that?
What?

399
00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,720
That apple. It floated
right over to her.

400
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:20,426
Oh, Frank, for heaven’s sake.
What a silly thing to say.
Now you’re imagining things.

401
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:25,798
Yeah, maybe I am.
But I could’ve sworn...

402
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,667
Oh, she just loves apples.